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Before anyone says anything, it's all the angel's fault!

Hush dear. It's no such thing. This whole technology thing is your area, remember? Besides. It's not such a bad idea, is it?

Not such ... Angel, do you have any idea what goes on in these places? It's ... It's ... It's crass, is what it is. No taste at all. Really, I don't know why we're here.

*smiles* Oh, don't be silly. I'm sure it will be fine, dearest. And look at it this way. Here, even if you do happen to stumble across an angelic presence, they can't smite you through this medium. Safety first, isn't that what you always say?

I say nothing of the sort! You're the angel in this Arrangement, remember? I just ... have a healthy concern for my own skin, that's all.

*beams at him* Of course, dear. And here you can indulge it. Doesn't that make you feel better?

*grumbles* Shut up and stop looking smug, angel. It's all going to go wrong, I'm telling you. But ... since we're here ...

That's the spirit, dear! Since we're here. *nods cheerfully, waves to anyone who might pass* I'm Aziraphale, dears! An angel, so don't worry. And the worry-wart next to me is Crowley. He is a demon, I'm afraid, but he's perfectly harmless ...

I am NOT 'harmless'! Sssshut up, angel! Just ... shut up already. *glowers at anything in range*

*smiles cheerfully* Yes, dear. *waves* Hello everyone!